Only if they're printed on an original Gutenberg printing press like the founding fathers intended. Otherwise we consider it assault spee-
Wait. What the hell was that noise? I gotta che-
LIBERAL EXPLAINING WHY FREEDOM OF SPEECH COULD ONLY POSSIBLY APPLY TO TOWN CRIERS AND NEWSPAPERS PRINTED ON GUTENBERG PRINTING PRESSES SINCE THERE WAS NO RADIO, TV, INTERNET, OR HIGH SPEED PRINTING PRESSES IN THE 18TH CENTURY