"GG EZ"

What the did you just f**king say about me, you little bi? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the eff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my effing words. You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over the Internet? Think again, effer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bug. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're effing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your effing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you garshdarn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're effing dead, kiddo.

I censored all of the bad words. took over five minutes

Who Asked?

My Supremacy over you is through the roof, no censors needed, no profanity needed, my superiority over your microscopic "brain" (if you can even call it one) is HUGE, you see, imbeciles like you can't scare me off. you're just digging your own grave at this point, I'm typing this with a strait face, dingbat, toe-eyed foot fungi like you are dolphined beyond comprehension. you nipple-bucket can storm off into that fake reality of yours, I'm writing this paragraph as long as my reproductive organ, because i know for a fact that simple-minded creatures like you have already lost this because of a simple "Who Asked?" but this whole comment is just a backup, a backup that will certainly work right? why am i sitting here in my room questioning reality if i can right a book right now? have i ever really been Alive? what does it even mean to be Alive? i live in such a confusing reality, i can't even comprehend my very existence, why was i born? what is my purpose? why were YOU born? what is YOUR purpose? why is the new generation so soft? WHY IS CANCER A THING? WHAT IS THIS UNIVERSE AND HOW DO I ESCAPE IT? ARE THERE ANY OTHER LIVING BEINGS THAT WE CAN CONTACT? HOW DO I ANSWER THESE THINGS? HOW DID I SURVIVE? WHY ARE SLURS A THING? WHY ARE WE SO ADVANCED? GOSH DARN! I GIVE UP! EXISTENTIALISM WILL ALWAYS WIN NO MATTER WHAT, YOU CANNOT GET RID OF IT YOU CANNOT GET RID OF IT