I've come to make an announcement: Rouxls Kaard's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his blue f**kin' old english-speaking dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Rouxls Kaard, you got a small dick. It's the size of this Dark Candy except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no old english, no shade of blue, look at that, it looks like two balls and a spade. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the dark world. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the dark world. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the LIGHT WORLDD! How do you like that, ROARING KNIGHT? I PISSED ON THE LIGHT, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss SPADES hit the f**king light world, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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