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you see him taking center stage, he dosnt seem to be an actor, and everyone seems to afraid to make him stop, wdyd?

why do I find this so funny

because its meant to be a little funny (;

good
*continues laughing head off*

Aerus: *approaching the dude on stage*

..you tell me..

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxvYCZMI1Dg starts playing*

ey your alive! dont worry i will let you go now, i just need to give you some plastic surgery real quick so no one knows you survived *stabs a sleep inducing syringe into his shoulder* (plz go with it, if you dont like the results we will go back

*Aerus doesn't fall asleep*
*Aerus is still in perfect condition before syringe*
*Aerus removes the syringe through brute force*

*Aelitinus proceeds to jump down, knowing Aerus survived*

..eh i dont know how to do plastic surgery anyways, you would probably wake up in five minutes to me trying to find out what the heck this is *picks up some random tool and throws it behind his back*

Aelitinus: "If he had died, his Shade would've popped out of his shell."

i dont know what that means, but i wasn't gonna kill him,

Aelitinus: "Basically a Shade is the violent Void contained within our shells, and when we die, the Void takes it's own shape and we respawn at the last place we benched, and have to kill the Shade to get our Geo back. This goes for every vessel."

can i be a vessel!?

Aelitinus: "You have to be a vessel from creation or birth."

Aerus: "Vessels can't sleep."

ohh noooo.. now your dead! *the floor is removed and he falls 50 feet down onto a pile of pancakes wich break his fall

*Aelitinus is cheering Aerus on from the audience*

*pancakes get roasted*

so technically speaking, if im recrated i can give myself a vessel?

Aelitinus: "Kind of."

so basicly i just need to find one to build myself with?

Aelitinus: "Actually, you have to obtain some Void, and create a vessel using Shell and Void to create the body, Pale Ore for a nail, and a special fiber. The problem with that is that you have to go to the kingdom we originated from, Hallownest. It's very dangerous, and you'd get infected, no doubt."

haha! except for the fact that i cant get sick! or permanently die!

Aelitinus: "You would also have to venture from the top left of the kingdom to the bottom right, a very dangerous journey, going through Howling Cliffs, Forgotten Crossroads, Fungal Wastes, Mantis Village, City Of Tears, Kingdom's Edge, the Abyss, and the Ancient Basin, all of which are near impossible to navigate without special abilities. You also have to get past several bosses, as well as collecting special abilities. To get into the Fungal Wastes, you need the Mothwing Cloak, which is found in Greenpath, which can only be accessed by killing an Elder Baldur, which requires SOUL, which only vessels and Higher Beings have been trained to use. So, you would need our help with basically everything."

I would appreciate it! when we get the vessel, I will blow myself up and you will gather my remains and put the vessel in the middle, so I regenerate with it inside me!

Aelitinus: "Actually, it needs to contain Void to be alive. To get that, you gotta go to the bottom of the Abyss, and avoid a whole bunch of Siblings, to then get some of it from a lake of the stuff and immediately put it into a container, otherwise it starts lashing out at everything, and that stuff burns. Here's a picture we took of one of the Siblings in the Abyss."
*pulls out this picture* "They're really quick, too. And they fly. And they do 2 masks of damage instead of 1 when they touch you."

so do we get void or vessel first?

Aelitinus: "Void is more important.
The biggest problem with making vessels is that making a shell is really hard."

why would you do that lol! *more start to come down*

Aerus: "It was an accident. It doesn't hurt though."
*Aerus starts burning with an intense heat*
Aerus: "This doesn't hurt."

*quietly so the audience doesn't hear* seriously though, are you ok? i cant have you die right in front of them,..

Aerus: "I'm fine. It's like a hot bath."

ok good, *then out loud* hey you got to keep looking where your stepping!

Aerus: "But I don't have feet, so I actually don't step, I just move with my fists."

umm.. stepping.. uhh.. with your fists! yes, watch where your stepping with your fists!

Aerus: *hits anvil so hard it melts*

...

Aerus: "How did I..."

*Lint falls out of his fists, burnt*

EEyyy and here is a brave fellow, whats your name? *points mic towards there face

Aerus: "I'm Aerus, who are YOU?."

i am lesion! and you, areus, are now going to compete for your life in a series of challenges featuring dryer lint! are you ready?

Aerus: "Uuuuuuuuh... Ok."

great! lets begin! *pulls you on stage and hands you a ball of lint*

Aerus: "Soooooooooo what am I supposed to do?"

not die! *anvil starts to fall over your head but lands next to you* try to keep up! drop the lint and the floor is removed! i dont care how itchy your hand gets!

Aerus: "I've made a massive mistake."

mistakes make you stronger now- WATCHOUT! *anvils start to fall and one was righ above your head*

Aerus: *dodges it, then accidentally punches it really hard*

im sure we can do it, now LETS-A-GO! this may take a while..

Aerus: "I have to suggest that you hold on to his shoulders. He's very fast."

whose shoulders?

Aerus: "Aelitinus's shoulders."

oh, ok *climbs on Aelitinus's back and grabs his shoulders*

*Aelitinus starts a slow sprint, but it quickly accelerates to 112 mph*

WWWEEEeeeee....!!!!

*Aelitinus jumps off what seems like a cliff, but lands unharmed*

*lands harmed
falls off and breaks my legs*
oouch! that hurt *gets up then hops back on*

Aelitinus: "We're here. It might not look like it, but this is part of Hallownest."

so what do we do here?

Aelitinus: *pulls out map and points at a point near the bottom*
"We gotta get here to get some Void."

lets go then! thanks for doing this with me!

Aerus: *punches a cracked wall, breaking it*
*There are more walls*

*takes out some grenades and throws them at the walls*

*A small thing walks out of the debris, scurrying around the floor at a slow speed*
*Aerus punches it and it dies*
Aerus: "Everything here can kill. Be aware of your surroundings, and avoid orange. It sounds insane, but the orange in Hallownest is always infection. Infection can kill anything."

'cept me! I'm immune to diseases! long story....

Aerus: "It's not a disease."
Aelitinus: *looking like he just saw something really disturbing*

..well it may take a couple years, but i can probably come back from it.. but i still dont particularly want to touch it...