Oh I think I can beat you. Yes, I can indeed fill this comment with relevant text. You wanna know something? This isn’t a copypasta. I’m typing all of this original and unique text out right as I speak. I’ve already beaten someone in a history contest, so this won’t be difficult. I’ll be impressed if you’ve managed to read this far, although it certainly would not be impossible. You clearly have dedication if you have the desire to join a long comment contest. I may have proven myself, but I don’t trust it. So I’ll keep typing, how’s it going? What’s funny is I can spend all the time I want typing this long, useless comment out, but I don’t have the will, courage, or desire to write a 5 paragraph essay. But seriously, who does these days? Other than nerds. Anyway, I’m going off topic. I wanna keep this text relevant, just to prove a point. Hopefully, I’ve done that, and can now leave satisfied I have beaten you. Goodbye.