You can’t dip your balls in the soda dispenser. what did you just say? did you say i can’t dip my balls in the soda dispenser? i thought this was america. land of the free, home to the brave. i fought for this country. i served in vietnam in 1967. Please stop dipping your balls in the soda dispenser. i can’t hear you. im currently dipping my balls in the soda dispenser.