Single people on Valentine's Day

A Cannibal ate a Woman, and he is gladiator (glad-he-ate-her).

me

I'm single and prefer it that way, I can watch the couples and laugh.

same

S A M E

Same (*nervous laugh* *starts crying*)

I’m in a relationship with my hand

Same

I am in a relationship with myself and my hand

Do you mean Hannah Palms?

why your hand hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

From what I see, most people in my school got candy. I got 3 sweet tarts (like in a mini-bag) and half an airheads

a ring pop but forgot it in school

I got 30 bucks and a new game so uh no hard feelings right?

what if i enjoy being single and being in a relationship and maintaining it would result in nightly mental breakdowns, even less sleep, and being teased by my parents to the point where it makes me feel stupid for liking someone? at least if have someone to hug lol. wait but i could just hug friends. THere are no upsides to being in a relationship right now. i shall pine from afar. he probably thinks im annoying anyways lmao

you just solved one of the biggest probs in the world thx

I am following you now. Could you explain this to, idk, all of my friends who are trying to set me up?

Lol oooof that’s rough buddy 💀

FACTS X1000000000000000000

this is the smartest thing i think i have ever heard

Yes

lol same i just need someone to vent to
oh wait
i got friends

YES

Yes

relatable

relatable

"Not yet."
— Mace Window

Not yet

i think the name is Mace Windu.

it is, but thats just a meme

It is, but his hand flew out of the window

Plus its a bad pun

Oh, i never noticed a window. That makes sense now, though. i guess that
Attila the Pun would be happy.

i have memorized the link so well, its literally a rickroll

nah i eat brownies and play minecraft all day

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