burger squish

WHY
THAT BURGER HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

a way i wish i went out being squished by dem cheeks

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

NOOOO BURBER

f**k wemem

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

homo kitchensius

Si

NO NOT THE BORGER

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

STUPID WEMEN

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

Wemen dumb

👁 👄 👁

SOME wemen are dumb

You aren’t dumb
And Bubonic and Sayore isn’t dumb

I wish I was the burger

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

💅💅💅MY ENGLISH TEACHER💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅SOOOOOO!!! 💅💅 a bit of ✨ b a c k g r o u n d i n f o ✨ because that's how we r o l l : my school is pretty close to the library, so in my English class you can request certain books from it through a google form. 💅💅💅 and another thing you should know is that whenever my teacher sees me she says "HI SWEETIE!!!!!!!!" It's really really weird 😐

💅💅ANYWAYS💅💅💅 so I already finished all my books today and everyone had to read their books and my teacher told me to fill out the form yadeeyadeeya GET ON WITH IT DEL!!!! 💅💅💅💅💅 anyways 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 so when Im done I sit there for a few minutes and I get up to tell her im done and she like looks at me for a full minute and Im just standing in front of her desk and she w h I s p e r s t o m e "(imma call myself del here) Del, I just wanna say you're doing a great job." and I'm like 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 uhhh 👀 and she goes on like "I know every day isn't easy for you but I SEE YOU work SO hard EVERY SINGLE DAY and I just wanted to say if you EVER need me im here" 💅💅💅💅 and I'm like 👀 👀 👀 "thx????" and she's like "nO pRoBlEm SwEeTiE!" and im like 👀 👀 can you just tell me what to do maam and she's like "relax. draw, write, take a break (my STRONG URGE TO MAKE A HAMILTON REFERENCE RN-💅💅💅💅)" and im like ".....okay?" and I walk back to my seat and I just sit there for a bit like 😐 and then I clean my backpack up and the rest of the class whenever she hands things to me or I give her my paper she's like "here you go sweetie" or "ty sweetie have a nice day" 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

MY POINT: 💅💅💅💅she literally randomly said this and im just here narrowing it down to a list of why she would do that
1. did she find my imgflip account-
2. does she know about my personal LIFE somehow and how it's kinda crazy in a bad way???
3. does she know about my guidiance counseling meeting tomorrow???
4. did she see me submit my homework at 1 am and thought I needed mental assistance???

💅💅💅💅IT WAS JUST REALLY WEIRD OKAY💅💅💅 LIKE NO ONE DOES THAT EVEN MY FRIEND WHO LIKES ENGLISH FOR SOME CRAZY REASON THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD 💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅

STOP PUTTING YOUR ASS ON MY DAMN BURGER YOU’RE RUINING IT

zad
she just ruined a perfectly good burger

but dat squish doe

who gives a f**k about that women
she killed an innocent burger

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5