As we teach about plagiarism, I stole most of this syllabus from summermen. There's gonna be three mid-terms you're gonna have. The last mid-term will be the last week of class. Why? Because I’m a thug. Um, in the mornings, I kick puppies, uh, to get myself in the mood for teaching. If you, y'know, one exam, you did badly, then I begin to think: maybe your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you that week, maybe you were on drugs, maybe you were hungover for the exam. Now, if you blow two exams, it means you're stupid. One exam, drunk. Two exams, stupid.
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