Brazil: It is a good day to be not dead! Hue hue!
Paraguay: *pow* You are dead!
Brazil: I am dead!
Peru: *walks in* *gasp* The Brazil is dead!
Brazil: I am dead!
Peru: Why is the Brazil dead?
Paraguay: I don't know.
Brazil: I think it was-
Paraguay and Peru: SHH! You are dead!
Brazil: Okay.
Venezuela: *drives up* What's up, ya losers? Who's up for a- Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
Paraguay and Peru: The Brazil is dead.
Venezuela: The Brazil is dead?
Peru: Correct!
Peru: So did you see the murderer?
Venezuela and Paraguay: No, sorry mate.
Peru: *slams table* I will find him. I will capture him. And no one will ever die again!
Venezuela and Paraguay: *clap*
Argentina: ATTTENNNNNTIOONNN!!
Argentina: The Brazil is dead!
Peru: We know.
Argentina: Who killed him?
Peru: We don't know.
Argentina: I will find clues. *finds gun* Aha! A weapon. This is why the Brazil is dead!
Venezuela, Paraguay, and Peru: The Brazil is dead?
Argentina: Yes. *slams table* He died!
*Everyone screams*
*Ecuador pulls up and kisses Brazil*
*Brazil explodes*
Ecuador: In my opinion, the Brazil is dead!
Venezuela: Doc, what happened?
Ecuador: My professional opinion? The Brazil was killed!
Everyone: Oh gosh!
Ecuador: I don't think its anything to worry about.
Uruguay: Hey guys! The frickin Brazil is dead! What'd ya think of that?
Peru: Yes, yes, Uruguay, now go home!
Venezuela: Now, who killed Brazil?
Paraguay: *sips hot coffee* It was me! *shoots Peru*
Peru: You monster!
Brazil: But whyyyyyyy?
Paraguay: Because you're fat, boi!
Brazil: You are dead! *kills Paraguay*
Peru: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself!
Brazil: I am alive! But everyone else is dead.
FIN
