First of all, you're lying. You fap every go***mn day, any month of the year.
And the thing is, the memes are stupid. How the f**k did this bullshit even start? It's just WEIRD. Every go***mn year now, I get a little taste of how asexual people must feel, hearing about sex all the time.
I mean, I'm a randy, horny bastard, but there is just a f**king limit to how many times I can hear about fapping. Or, rather, not fapping.
Be an adult, please. Don't participate in this no-fap shit. Or, at the very least, don't f**king talk about it. You're boring everyone else. Think about it rationally for a second: can you really expect anyone to TRULY be interested in hearing about how you're not jerking your meat?