I PRETEND TO DO MY JOB AND SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. WHEN I WAS A CHILD I WAS POOR. AT ONE POINT MY FAMILY LIVED IN AN ABANDONED GAS STATION. I HAD TO EAT FREE SCHOOL LUNCH EVEN IN THE SUMMER. I REALLY JUST WANTED THIS JOB FOR THE $174K YEARLY SALARY. I GET TO BUY DESIGNER CLOTHES, SHOES AND BAGS. AFTER ALL I’M WORTH IT. I’M WHITE, BLONDE AND VERY PRETTY. SOME PEOPLE THINK I ACT PRISSY AND UPPITY. WHO ME? I JUST SAY I’M A DIVA AND I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE! POOR PEOPLE SHOULD DO WHAT I DID- GET OUT OF EXPECTING THE GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU… JUST GET A GOVERNMENT JOB SO YOU CAN BE LIKE ME.