me when I see a disgustang ship:

Ummm.
Dan x Alola is kinda canon in my AU-
(Dan is, uh, Trainer!Dream. DON'T WORRY THEY'RE ONLY ONE YEAR APART. And yes, there is no Trainer!Cross.)

⚐︎⚐︎☞︎

IKR?

⬥︎♋︎♓︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎✍︎✍︎

🕈︎♏︎●︎●︎📪︎ ♎︎◆︎♒︎📬︎

●︎□︎●︎

☟︎♏︎♒︎♏︎

ok can we talk normally now

What would the Moamosa Legendaries think of Arceus, the Alola legendaries, and the Kalos Legendaries?

idk-

Arceus: *staring at Inkeus* Arrr? (Who are you?)

Don't ask and ok
(GOOD-)

(Alola is 13, Dan is 12.)
Please don't judge me-

(ok)
mk

(They aren't dating, just Dan has a MASSIVE crush on her)
Promise?

(k)
Yep

THANK YOU.

WHAT CAN I SAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME?

R.I.P My hands

✌︎❍︎ ✋︎ ♎︎♏︎♋︎♎︎ ⍓︎♏︎⧫︎✍︎

ok

In pain from working on an edit for an RP
And the edit isn't done yet.

Inkeus: . . . hi?
(I NEED A POKÉMON NAME FOR BLUE-)

Arceus: Arr! (I am Arceus. The Pokemon god. The Original One. who are you?)

Inkeus: I'm Inkeus, The Pokémon Creation God

Arceus: Arr! (wanna create sum shit?)

Inkeus: As long as Errotal doesn't catch me then yes

Necrozma: Necrooooo!!! (WASSUP BITCHES)
Arceus: ARRR! (PPFFFTTT. we can just go to the hall of judgement and do the creating. no one can access or even SEE it without the Azure Flute)

Inkeus: LANGUAGE, and sure!

Necrozma: Lieee....(Sorry....)
Arceus: ARCEEEEE!! (Ight lets go)

Inkeus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *goes*

Arceus: (Welcome to the Hall Of Judgement)

Inkeus: n i c e

Arceus: (Oh hello, Giratina)
Giratina: (Hi, dad)
Dialga: (dad!)
Palkia: (Hello, dad.)

Inkeus: *processing that if Palkia is the child of Arceus then that means Blue in the Pokémon universe is his child*

Grace as a Mon: IIINNNKKKKK, PLUTO IS TRYING TO DO YOU KNOW WHAT AGAINNNNNN

Inkeaus: *sighs* are you f'n kidding me...

Arceus: (what's going on?)

Inkeus: Stuff is going on in my universe ;-;

Necrozma: (Ight just let me.) LIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Alola: *comes ringing out of an Ultra Wormhole* Leo.
Solgaleo: (Necrozma.)
Necrozma(*fuses with Solgaleo to turn into Dusk Mane Necrozma* (LES GOOOOO)
Alola: *whistles* LUNALA!
Lunala: (To the Moamosa Region?)
Alola: Yep! Dusk, Luna, LETS GO!

Inkeus: *opens a portal* ok I'll just take my way- *goes through the portal and it closes*

Alola: Hey dusk?
Dusk(Mane Necrozma): (yeah?)
Alola: Wanna become Ultra Necrozma when we reach the Moamos Region to avoid your butt getting kicked?
Dusk: (HELL YEAH!)

Inkeus: I just don't want to a pokémon rn

(after getting there)
Dusk(Now Ultra): (Time to kick some team galactic knock-off ass)
Alola: Yep.

Inkeus: yep

Pluto: ...Shit.
Dreamleo: (who is barely fighting back) Please help.
Alola: *pats him* If I saved Ultra, I can save you.
Ultra: (With your Z crystals I can easily take you over, too, ya know.)
Alola: Oh I know. I'd probably be Psychic/Electric because of my electric yellow eyes!
Ultra: (lol)
Alola: ANYWAYS. *Prepares to use Z-Move* Ultra Necrozma! Use your Z-Move! Full power! LIGHT THAT BURNS THE SKY!
Ultra: *Uses the Z-Move on Pluto*
Pluto: SCREW YOU ALL!

Inkeus: that hurt-
Me IRL: HIYA BITCH- *has my full set of pokeballs*

Alola: And yes, my eyes are naturally this color.
Professor Cherry: LANGUAGE PLEASE

Inkeus: FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES ON THE LANGUAGE-
Me IRL: ;-;

Dreamleo: Uh, Help please?

Inkeus: I heard you the first time
Me IRL: k- *sends out my op Pokémon*
(While we we're talking I made Mega Errortal-)

(Oh no)