America: The one that isn't as bad as everyone says it is
Canada: Sorry
Uruguay: The underrated one
Portugal: Also the underrated one
North Korea: Absolute torture personified
Russia: Communism

Sweden: Minecraft makers
Finland: Perkele
France: Frog eaters
Japan: The one that cured weeb's depression
South Korea: The one whose sibling is insane
Nigeria: The one who tries to copy the one with a funny name
Mexico: The drug dealer

Portugal: Soccer
Taiwan: Claims to be the Real China
Venezuela: Extremely High Inflation Rate
Vietnam: Talking Trees
Chile: Too Long
Brazil: Rainforests
Germany: Beer
Italy: Pizza
Israel: Always in a conflict with someone
China: The one who makes knockoffs of everything
Colombia: Pablo Escobar

AND THE ONE THAT CAN SUCK MY DI-

*Loads billion barrel shotgun*