We went on a search party recently in search of Danny and after two hours of silence, we heard static coming from the north. A knight found two mounds of dirt with a hole dug into the side, possibly leading into an underground lair. We noticed that his lair contained a dented helmet, a lance, and an arm bone, probably taken from slain Crusaders. Before we could investigate, Danny leaped upon one of our cavaliers and savagely bit into his arm. I drew my sword and my semi-automatic rifle to distract him. He slowly paced backwards, then blended into the shadows. While we went southeast, he quietly stalked us in the tall grass before ambushing us again. This led to an extended battle of 5 hours. We fired machine guns at him to get him to back off even though they have no effect on him, but he only occasionally seemed to respond to our fire. I finally managed to obtain holy water and a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, which caused him to flee. I then decided to install camouflaged security cameras to monitor his movements. We recovered some video tapes, which included one tape of him practicing what appears to be crouching and stealth skills. He seems to be quite skilled at ambushes and surprise attacks, and he seems to know how to strike when a brother least expects it. Another tape shows him dragging a corpse to an unknown location, clad in armor and bearing the cross on its armor, definitely a fallen Crusader. Afterwards he left the forest and has not returned since. We are still searching for his next location. We think he might have a migratory behavior, moving to areas where victims are easier to find. He is known to move to areas of Crusader territory where battles have occurred against furries.
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