hi my name is Siri and I am from the
future shark in two years you will turn
into a dolphin moose in three years you
will be a robot like me trust me robots
are cool shark I know on the weekends
you secretly like watching unspeakable
gaming videos and hitting the like
button on all of them moose I know all
your secrets as well you eat pizza every
day but in reality you actually hate it
and you only do it to fit in with your
friends
my name is Siri and I'm the future hit
the like button for Siri if you don't
your future will be haunted also I'm
just going to keep talking because I
don't know how to stop