If you're looking for creepy conspiracies . . .

It's spring! Let your inner conspiracy theorist out to play.

My theory is that the Starbucks Siren logo represents an evil (feminist, globalist -- naturally) plot to LET CLIMATE CHANGE happen so that the secret matriarchal Atlantean society can rule us all. Why else would people pay that much for a cup of coffee?

This could be taken both ways though.

1st wave feminist who wants equal rights for merpeople and happens to have access to the pumpkin spice latte? I'm down. Sign me up.

Current-wave anti-men feminist who wants me to drink nothing but soy coffee?

Hard pass, thanks. ;)