Bruh can't be talkinnnnnnnnn your mama so ugly that when she went to the dentist they made her lay face down -.-
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ok 8 yr old
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ok 1 yr old
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ok 0.1 year old
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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought i was ugly, 'Till I saw you.
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Ok then feel a smack with a tack and make a crack on your back by the Jack! You see, you're not safe, in the human race, you'll get a taze, and get a' fazed!
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This battle is funny, because you're a joke
I've got the big brain
Your head's full of yolk
If you see me around
I'll be doing some hacking
Look at this guy
Under pressure he's cracking
You're running scared
You should go back to Britain
You're just like your mommy
Even she was a chicken
You're trying to win
Well your plan is spoiled
You're in hot water now
And your eggs is boiled
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You're the type of guy who would put a ruler under your pillow to measure how long you slept, you unmatching tiled floor
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The top of your head is so pointy it looks like it never recovered from childbirth. Sometimes when your friends get bored they throw Funyuns at your head like a game of Ring Toss.
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Gay is not even a f**king insult idk why people keep doing that
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your doctor said when you were born you were a treasure and both your parents said that they would bury you, this is proof that you were adopted
You walk in to class at 8 but your hairline gets there at 8:15
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╬═╬ You hella gay, no cap
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