Ahhh! Such a beautiful day, uh (yeah)
The sun's shining in a beautiful way, uh (whoo)
Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and
Life is ultimately meaningless
Uhh... Uhh...
But I'll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions
But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my best on every test 'til I pass
And my grades are screaming in my face, hey
98 percent of what you learn is a waste
I get to hang out with all my friends (yeah)
My friends are the friendliest friends
Can't think of a better way to spend my time
Your brain is flawed, and all your friends will die
Never mind!
I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of the exploitation of natives