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BREAKING NEWS! COMBINE RESEARCHER LOST IN THE SAUCE!
"a barrel of liquified flex tape seems to have fell over on this d̶u̶m̶b̶ unfortunate i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ scientist, almost permanently sticking him to the corner of this ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ ʷᵃˡˡ, ʷᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍʳᵃᵐᵖᵃ'ˢ ˡᵃᵇ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʸ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦⁿᵍ i mean, yeah, when phil swift was asked to comment on this horrendous tragedy, we can quote him on the signature flex slogan, "jUsT cUt, PeEL, stiCK AnD SeaL!1!!11"
so uh, there's that i guess. ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵒᵍˀ
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