no NSFW plz my mom might kill me

I dare you to kill your ocs

I am summoned

yEeT

(Time skip)
Aki: Footie PJ’s!

(new cuphead boss lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87yJvnDGSFA)

Lana: Hi Aki *looks at Mineta, his face is pale*

Mineta: I don't feel to well... umm! *he covers his mouth, he then throws up on the carpet*

Lana: !

Aki: HOLY MOTHER OF-

Mineta: *his face is paler than before* S-sorry...

Lana: Mineta? *she brings him to recover girl's granddaugher*
(smol time skip)

Lana: do you want the good news or bad news first?

Aki: Bad. The good softens the attack.

Lana: *sigh* Mineta has food poisoning... I forgot to check the expiration date on the muffin I bough for him at the store...so it's kinda my fault... I'm such a klutz.... *looks down and giggles*

Aki: You’re not a klutz! You are very smort! And the good news is...?

Lana: He should feel better in 3 da-

Mineta: *throws up on the back of Lana's shirt* ....eeh... *starts crying*

Aki: So do you want me to clean your shirt or stay here and take care of Mineta and keep him safe?

Lana: I'll go change, put him in his room... make sure he takes this medicine every 2 hours, I'll go make him some tea afterward

Mineta: *he starts sweating* I- I don't feel too well

Aki: Well then I better act fast. *Teleports Mineta to his room* Mk Mineta... Time to take the medicine.

Lana: *looks at the rain outside and casts a spell to make the rain stop mid-fall* hey, my trainings getting better, don't you think?

Mineta: *says without looking* You're quirk is so strong compared to mine....mine is just some stupid balls that serve no purpose...I'm starting to think Aizawa-sensei put me in Class 1-A on accident...

Aki: Dude, stop doubting yourself. Brb, *Teleports but then teleports back* I just went to Virginia and back. My head hurts so much now.

(timeskip to next day)

Lana: Hi Mineta, are you feeling better?

Mineta: kinda... just coughing...

Aki: That’s good! Progress, people. Progress.

Lana: n-no...why did ya ask?

Mineta: *falls asleep*

Aki: Nevermind...

Mineta: mmmph? *Lana puts a thermometer in his mouth*

Lana: hmmm 101.4 degrees

Aki: This is my fault, isn’t it?

Lana: *comes back in a new shirt saying "Plus ultra, Minus Ultra, times ultra, divided by ultra"* Is everything alright in he-

Mineta: *he throws up some more*

Lana: I'll take that- *she takes the barf bag, seeing some drops or red* HOLY CRUD IS THAT BLOOD?!

Aki: I HAVE NO IDEA! HOLY SHIT!

Lana: *texts Aki* Not now! He took his medicine an hour ago! I said every 2 hours, you have to wait..

Mineta: *points to a paper bag, wanting Aki to hold it for him so he can throw up*

Aki: *holds bucket for Mineta while texting* Whoop de doo. I am le dunce of the month. And I’m not sarcastic. I am indeed very retarded.

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