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[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
woah
Tiffla
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1 reply
Good thing you're eating again.
I'm just hoping you're going to get well soon.
[deleted]
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1 reply
and get rid of the suicidal deal
Tiffla
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That's included in the get well soon, XD. Nobody needs to commit suicide.
[deleted]
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1 reply
[deleted]
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1 reply
made w/ Imgflip meme maker
yes
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y
made w/ Imgflip meme maker
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
just eat goldfish, that the only thing I eat lol.
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
You don't need to die so early
[deleted] M
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2 replies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAA
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 5y
holy-
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
???
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
ya better get a big mac
[deleted]
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1 reply
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
lol
[deleted]
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1 reply
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
ye
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Uhh what
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
if you dont eat i will force you into obesity
MemoriesOfChurch M
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2 replies
My mental state if f**ked up right now. I want to kill myself.
[deleted]
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1 reply
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
Personal Reasons
[deleted]
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3 replies
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y
I'd rather make them stay out of it. That's an order
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y
At ease, no hard feelings
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y
You are dismissed
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
n o no no n on on on on
no
dont
you bitch
no
NO
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Perhaps
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
37 replies
i will kill myself if you do it
i will then beat the shit out of you and come back to earth
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Like always, no promises
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
get some premium armor
youll need it
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Uhh, what?
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
i will beat you up
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hahaha, no
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
fine
ill shoot you then
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
How about doing this
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
good idea
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I should have not suggested that
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
i will use that tactic if i need it
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hahahahahaha, no
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
i can do whatever i want
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Bow Chika Bow Wow
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
how is that bow chika bow wow
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*clears throat*
explain
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Uhhh, I don't think i will
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
i will kick
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hahaha, very funny
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
you asked for it
*summons all sources and existence of strength and power from every plane of existence in the universe*
*ultimate kick to the balls*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*is unfazed because I'm an A.I and don't have any actual balls*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
the fucc
you suggested the kick to the balls
oh well
what is the most painful part of an ai's body
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
I dont f**king know, I don't have any physical body parts, or any reception to pain
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
can i break you
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*pulls out pistol* try me
[deleted] M
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i thought you didnt have body parts
how do you pull a gun
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
I have body parts, they're robotic. I don't have pain receptors.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
fine
ill break you
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*shoots at you*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*dodges*
guess what
im a tiefling lmao
i was anticipating that
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*times slows down to 1/1000 of a second* (speaking outloud to myself) the benefits of being an A.I, is being able to see time in 1/1000 of a second. *does several calculations* aight, that should do it. *reverts back to physical time and fires at you again*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*dodges*
do you not know how mentally and physically capable tieflings are
MemoriesOfChurch M
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2 replies
Meh, I don't need to. *dives into cover and shoots at you again*
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
bro
help me
thers a brand new user who is autistic and someone's alt is bullying him
the guy wants to leave now
check my latest image
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
ok
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
Kate just deleted the bastard. Anyways, where were we
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
yay
MemoriesOfChurch M
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Ahh yes. Trying to kill one another. *reloads*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
oh yes
*pulls out my gun*
*anticipates a bullet*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
You think ur being cheeky? *All in 200 milliseconds pulls out a knife and chucks it the knife's blade at you* Catch that
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*catches the knife*
good soldiers follow orders
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*marvels at your reflexes* Wha- *Pulls out four more throwing knifes and chucks them at you. Proceeds to dive into cover*
[deleted] M
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jokes on you, tieflings are only vulnerable to pure silver weapons
*dodges*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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Ahh shit *deploys a smoke grenade* Hey, Upsilon (Church's secondary A.I), swap my ammo cartridges for something with pure silver
[deleted] M
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lmfao
silver bullets are less dense and wont hurt me as much
ive got them lead bullets
*shoots*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*a bullet grazes my shoulder* F**k! *activates infared and returns fire*
[deleted] M
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haha take that
*one of your bullets kicks up dirt infront of my feet*
augh!
*runs aimlessly*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*holsters pistol and grabs my Sniper, switches to Explosive Rounds and aims at you*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
those cant be silver
hehe
*a bullet explodes on the ground next to me*
SHIT
*looks at the burn on my ankle*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*puts another round into a chamber* Painting the target (recognize the Sc2 reference?) *shoots you again*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
ah f**k
but guess what
*dodges*
explosive rounds are illegal
ima call 911
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*activates cell jammer* not this time *Swaps Sniper For A MA37 and fires at you*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*ducks at the last second*
not faaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrr
*generates the battle axe that tieflings naturally have*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*pulls trigger of MA37 and it clicks empty. I make a move for another magazine but there are none left* Oh so you want to go like that? *throws MA37 and activated an energy sword (see pic attached)*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
ha
you modern bastard
you got no silver
no iron
>:)
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
Well, this sword can cut through two titanium A plates of steel. With ease. *stands ready for a melee fight*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
:(
*aNxioUs*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*swipes at you with the sword*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*natural agility and charisma skills kick in*
*dodges while quickly trying to cut the handle of the big ass blade thing*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*dodges and kicks the battleaxe out of your hand*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
gotta use my smol boi
*slashes at you with a dagger i just pulled out*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*the dagger gets lodges in my stomach and I stare in shock, my energy sword deactivates*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
ha take that
MemoriesOfChurch M
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1 reply
*Makes a move for my holstered pistol*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*picks up a rock and throws it behind you*
*tries to stab your arm while you are distracted*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*stops the dagger by grabbing your arm to prevent it coming down on my neck* God... dammit *uses other hand to reach for the pistol*
[deleted] M
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dammit
*frees my arm from your grasp*
*tries to take your pistol*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*is about to grab the pistol*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
nu
*grabs it*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*punches you and pulls out a combat knife*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
f**kkkk
ouchie
*backs away, then lunges forward and stabs your leg*
MemoriesOfChurch M
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*Grunts, and swipes at you again* Come on, make this a challenge (you may be even more motivated to kill me if you look at my tagline)
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
i gtg for a while, sry
MemoriesOfChurch M
0 ups, 5y
Mk its fine
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CHURCH LOG 2: FINALLY ATE SOMETHING IN 4 DAYS, BUT MY SUICIDAL THOUGHTS ARE STARTING TO GET THE BETTER OF ME.