(Dream come over here thats your cue)

O h -

Yes
Shall you take inventory with me? I have lots of weapons.

I have 2 babies to yeet

Can I help

For what

I like yeeting children

Ha

Yeah well...I am now. I just wanted to say I am really really sorry about Ane, shes....yeah...

Tell her to not do that again

I will.

Im sorry

Stop. Go away.

(Who, the one who uses the account the most? Nah, shes still a girl)
No I meant...well, the girl who was yelling at you is Ane, shes...I took care f her. I apologise on behalf of her. The one who uses this accout we'll just call E cuz I dont want to say her real name, but she didnt yell at you, so dont be mad at her.

Who? I thought you’re talking about Ememeon the whole time...

I no, I meant dont be mad at the original Borderline_Psychotic....shes not the one that was raising hell right now. That was Ane. And, please dont kill yourself, I dont really know you that well but Borderline would be sad and I would be sad too.

I’m not. I forgive you, just please don’t do that again. And you’re not the real Bordline?

I'll try to keep Ane in check from now on, I promise. And, we're not.

Alright. Thank you.

Yeah, thanks. Dont be mad at Borderline, please? Promise? Youre going to make her very...uncomftorble....

She’s not here.

I know, I know, just...Im sorry. Let me make it up to you, I can do anything you want.

I don’t need anything at this moment. Please leave me alone.

Alright...and, for the record, she has nothing to do with this, so dont be mad at her, alright? Yell at her for us messing with her account, alright? Not for her yelling at you cuz that wasnt her.

Did I mean to blame him (She is now Trans)?

Pete’s pizzera and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce

Ah yes
I remember that
(Dont answer the phone with that if you have recently taken up a job interview)

Want to yeet some kids

Sure, where at?

Hey can you meet me over here real quick

For wat

I want to show you somehting important

Lemme see

Before you yeet the kids ill take on for lunch

One

Same goes for you, anything I can do to make it up to you?

Rp i guess

I'd have to go get her, but I will. GIve me a sec alright?

Who-

(Borderline, she um...left for a bit, and Ane, being a snoop, saw that one image and raised hell. DOnt be mad at her please)

Who is dis then

Go ahead and call me Lucille. Um...Borderline is...unconsious...and when she wakes up she'll have to be offline for the day, so can I tell her to do it first thing in the moring?

But how-

How what?

UNCONSIOUS DAMNIT

Its time

for what-

Ane got so mad it made her faint. She'll be out like this for a few more hours

“It’s not necrophilia if it’s not dea-“

SHUT UP YOU MAGOLOR WANNABEE

Anyways, I'll tell her to RP with you first thing in the morning, is that good?

I gotta go for the day, tomorrow you'll talk to Borderline, though. Anyways, see you.

u wake!

(Yeah, check your email really quick for me pls)

Ok

Inventory

Where we get weapons?

*kicks open a huge drawer full of weapons* I brought them silly. Now, help me take inventory. Also, I need an executioner nickname for you. I was thinking Dejeil, cuz it means demon. What do you say? Now, checklst time.

Do we have the 3 sets of 1000 count razor blades?

Well I did find this super dangerous squid named bloop who can fire FREAKING GAMMA RAY BURSTS

Hm..is it an animal? Sorry, but we can only do blades. But, put it on the to-do list to tame that animal.

Now, do we have the razorblades?

*Looks over*

Maxmetal I told you the blades are weapons! not food!”

*literaly defies melmetal physics and yeets the blades out of the molten metal*

Looks at the blades, "Hm....do we still have all of them? we should have 3,000. If not, we need to add them to the shopping list."

That must be countless, i’m getting galaco for this.

*arrives back* He says there are 2999 blades- MAL PUT DOWN THE KNIFE-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*squeals* Ach, Dejeil! *grabs you out of the way and takes the knife back* Hmph...2999? We're one off! *stomps foot* *sighs* Well, lets add it to the shopping list, I guess. Lets just add another pack of 1000 count razor blades, yeah? *looks back at the knife I took away from Mal* and, cross off my dagger Sankt Anastasia from the list too.

“What the hell is happening-“

“Shush lad.”

“Okay uh.. Goldentooth why are you here?”

“No reason.”

“I’ll just... go-“

*The squid pulls a portal 2 on us by using a gravity gun to lift the last blade into the pile from the water*