"On Fox News, muslim bike assaults little American girl!"
"The bike was made in Afghanistan, by a muslim bike manufacturer, who is not friendly-minded towards America. Is this a new terrorist act against America? Should we blow up Afghanistan?
Only you can answer that, here at Fox news we're to remain neutral. But.... You should definetly throw a few carpet bombs on them, and vote on the republicans."
- If this had been a fox news article ;)
