Sorry dude. I submissions are already full. Can't even fit in all that I want to post.
If you want people to help you out or even talk to you, you got to upvote their comments as they reply to you or as you reply to them. You get what you give.
If you want to make it on this site, you're far better of being an upvote fairy. Be generous and upvote lots of memes & comments, while posting funny witty comments yourself.
Having an event with your name to it doesn't do much for your reputation if you don't upvote and comment on all participating submissions.