Cat: the camera's rolling. Talk./One nearer cat: I am Duck Ling. I am a spy for the Chinese duck communist government.../Other: No comrade! Death before dishonor!/Cat: please wait one moment Mr. Ling. I need to shoot your friend in the head.
We have a cat, but have someone's puppy with us for a week. At times, I really wish I had a dog, but at other times I wish I didn't have any pets at all, lol.
They all have something that pisses me off :-)