I posted this on Imgur about 2 years ago. I'm mining my old posts from there. The NSFW allowed there was a lot more lax than here, so I can't post everything. I saw one I did, a topless lady practicing archery. I commented that autumn was on it's way because there was a nip in the air.
In all my years of hitch hiking, I never lost my towel. One strag saw that I had my towel and invited me to join in their family vacation because they were on their way to spend two weeks at a naturist resort. Yeah, I'm a hoopy frood that always knows where his towel is.
I do recommend that, before milking a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, make sure that you have your towel securely wrapped around your head.