May the slice be with you

Besides the color, The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal's milk works as an aphrodisiac. That's the good side effect. you end up snu snuing your partner to death, then eat it.

Where's my towel...?

In all my years of hitch hiking, I never lost my towel. One strag saw that I had my towel and invited me to join in their family vacation because they were on their way to spend two weeks at a naturist resort. Yeah, I'm a hoopy frood that always knows where his towel is.

I do recommend that, before milking a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, make sure that you have your towel securely wrapped around your head.

This is awesome! :)

Thanks. It's an actual knife that slices and toasts bread just like the Jedis do.

Cool! :)

I posted this on Imgur about 2 years ago. I'm mining my old posts from there. The NSFW allowed there was a lot more lax than here, so I can't post everything. I saw one I did, a topless lady practicing archery. I commented that autumn was on it's way because there was a nip in the air.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Well, this one made it to front page. fourth one this month, so to say I'm in shock is mild. My reaction?

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Perfect lol

Thanks, Dash

Thanks for the laughs

Glad to do it. You're not a slacker in that department, either.

I have my moments lol

Hehehe- well played!

Thanks. I spent 15 minutes shopping that

Richly deserved!!!

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I want this

everyone does

Lol

Thanks

No problem!

:)

With a special setting four sour dough bread, and this can all all be yours for only three easy payments of $999,999.99.

What a bargin :)

Oh look, a lightsaber cheese knife!

Hmm.... yuck.

and it really really works.