Give me your "Rules of Life" (Bear with it, it's a long one)

Never congratulate a woman on being pregnant - unless you're absolutely sure she is.

Thank you.

Always forgive your enemies, but try and remember their names.

One does not simply argue and win with a woman

Actions have consequences.

Whether it's up or down, somebody thinks the toilet seat is in the wrong position.

I like to say my life is filled with success stories. Every day is an opportunity to fix the parts that aren't.

Would you mind if I changed it to "Your life is filled..."?

Not at all. Thanks:)

You'll still get credit, of course.

sorry for the length

I don't object to your Rules Of Life... except for the number. Right now you have 15 here, and other users (including myself) total 11. I offer you two choices:

1. Narrow it down to just those you REALLY like
or
2. Help to get more users to supply more

I'm not trying to be a jerk, and I apologize if that's how I seem. Thank you for your time and contributions, and sorry for any inconvenience.

1. none of them were any good. i just got on a roll writing
2. i had missed the part where i would get credit. if i had known i would get credit i would never had written anything.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I did think they were pretty good, though. Would you reconsider putting a few back on here, please?

Good stuff!

Wash daily, be nice, and if they f**k you over, f**k em back, twice!