So hard smh | Nobody: Me explaining to people that they need to follow my program to become buff within a week at totallynotanipgrabber.com for $69 a day and how I totally do not have a pound of steroids in my bloodstream right now: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Hello police? | Nobody: Mfs who have ACAB in their bio calling the police after I break into their house (so uncommitted smh): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
IP address, credit card information, and full name be like: | Person arguing with me: *starts to make valid points* All their personal information: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Time sure does pass fast | Nobody: Me realizing that 2022 was 0 years ago: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
I wonder why | Nobody: Me wondering why the people at Fort Knox love to have posters of a band called “Authorized Personnel Entry Only” during the time of the year where you can take what you want by wearing a full body black suit fully armed, bringing a group of people doing the same, and fighting off government agencies: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Dancing monkeys | When you’re a McDonald’s employee and want to take out your rage at something and it’s finally your turn to break the ice cream machine: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
spongebob sad gif | “Don’t set limits for yourself” mfs when I teleport them in the core of the sun (the human body suddenly has limits to how hot it can be before one dies): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
rage | Nobody: Mr incredible becoming mfs when I call a song by its actual name and not "mr incredible becoming [insert human bodily function] phase 2384037498277.744" or whatever the fuck it is: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Homer disappears into bush | Nobody: "Health is the greatest wealth" mfs when I harvest an innocent child's organs to sell it on the black market (they suddenly wish they never told me that): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Screw pride month happy men’s mental health month | Nobody: Me realizing the question in my social studies exam about whether committing genocide against gays are a good idea wasn’t asking for my opinion: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Angry Nickado Avacado | Nobody: r/nevertellmetheodds mfs when I tell them the odds of their father coming back with the milk (it’s 0%): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Better Call Saul Goodman 3D | Nobody: "Use words, not violence" mfs when I use verbal abuse on my opponent to the point where he commits suicide (it's ok because I used words instead of violence): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
The LGBTQ stream took my friend… how did I not see this earlier and how long has this been going for? | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker