Patrick Bateman stares | Nobody: “Let people have their own opinions” mfs when I burn down their entire house with their wife and two kids inside (they can’t do anything about it since arson is ok in my opinion): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
I’m one of the lucky ones | People on this stream who have problems with suicidal thoughts; Me whose suicidal thoughts work perfectly | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Use this life-hack to get more notifications | Nobody: Me replying to anti-vaxxers’ stupid comments on what to do during Covid right before I sleep so I get more notifications to check tomorrow: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
I swear guys! | Nobody: Raid shadow legends on their way to be the best game ever (I swear guys, this isn’t a sponsorship): | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Hamsters when the | No one: Hamsters calculating the most gruesome and horrific way to commit suicide 10 seconds after being given to a 7 year old for his birthday | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
