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I WAS EATING BREAKFAST WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTER AND I ASKED HER, "WHAT SPECIAL DAY IS IT TOMORROW?"


WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT SHE SAID, "IT'S  CONGRESSMAN'S DAY!"
 
SHE'S SMART, SO I ASKED HER "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
 
I WAS NOT READY FOR WHAT SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY. SHE REPLIED, "CONGRESSMAN'S DAY IS WHEN ALL CONGRESSMEN STEP OUT OF THE CAPITAL BUILDING AND IF THEY SEE THEIR SHADOW, WE HAVE 2 MORE YEARS OF BULL SHIT."
 
YOU KNOW, IT HURTS WHEN HOT COFFEE SPURTS OUT YOUR NOSE. | image tagged in congress | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by JanS1 in fun
266 views, 4 upvotes
JUST GIVE ME THE COFFEE; AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT | image tagged in bear2 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by JanS1 in fun
475 views, 3 upvotes

Green

Green | Many years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.  
One of the many questions on human anatomy asked was to rearrange the letters “PNEIS" into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.  
Those who answered "spine" are doctors today. 
The rest of us are sending jokes by email. | image tagged in green | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by JanS1 in fun
238 views, 1 upvote

jc

jc | Got It One Piece at a Time; Johnny Cash | image tagged in jc | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by JanS1 in fun
1,458 views, 2 upvotes
THIS LITTLE PIGGY; WENT TO MARKET! | image tagged in littlepiggy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by JanS1 in fun
296 views, 3 upvotes

alien

by JanS1 in fun
2,977 views, 1 upvote

rain

by JanS1 in fun
327 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

gumby

by JanS1 in fun
1,870 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment

One Does Not Simply

by JanS1 in fun
1,635 views, 4 upvotes

meteor shower

by JanS1 in fun
744 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment

coffee

by JanS1 in fun
2,332 views, 1 upvote

aee

by JanS1 in fun
302 views, 1 upvote

submaRINE

196 views, 2 upvotes
by JanS1 in fun
558 views, 3 upvotes