Got my priorities straight, man | Me after going back in time to September 10th 2001 to warn all Americans that in 2024 there will be a meme called “low taper fade” that someone named “Ninja” will try to stretch out for as long as possible | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
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Cave divers can now crawl through Satan’s Asscrack safely | Scientists: “We just discovered a method of traveling through subatomic particles called quantum tunneling. If only there was a real-world application for this newfound knowledge.” Cave divers: | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
“No need to thank me” | Me going back in time to September 10th 2001 to warn all Americans that there will be a giant tsunami and to survive they must go to the twin towers | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Just remember to also use a different device in a different location when doing this :) | People who have imgflip alts so that they can win arguments more easily; Me who has a ClassDojo alt so that I don’t get caught giving bomb threats to my school | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
This would be so epicsauce | Me when I’m spending my anniversary with my loving wife of 15 years and for her present she reveals that she was actually bro oiled up all along | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
“Say that again” | Me when I’m on my deathbed 70 years from now and my grandson tells me that he needs to vent | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Welp, nvm. | Me going back in time to October 7th to warn all Americans that- shit, how did the time machine manage to mess this up again??? | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Time really does fly by | MFW I REALIZED THAT I BEGAN MAKING THIS SHITPOST 30 SECONDS AGO | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
