I can see why!

It’s Only a Paper Moon (1961)

[Verse 1]
You say it's only a paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me

[Verse 2]
Yes, its only a canvas sky
Hanging over a muslin tree
But it wouldn't be make-believe
If you believed in me

[Bridge]
Without your love
It's a honky-tonk parade
Without your love
It's a melody played in a penny arcade

[Verse 3]
It's a Barnum and Bailey world
Just as phony as it can be
But it wouldn't be make-believe
If you believed in me

HERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow! That tells it all about that poor miscreant.

Not really! You gotta point. I was a slave to my grandmother. "Now, be a good boy and go fix the roof. Here's a dollar. Better first go get a gallon of asbestos pitch (tar) from Claiborne Hardware. You can keep the change." It was $0.95. And there was penny or 2 of tax.