Thanks! Here's a comedy video I wrote. For some reason, I thought you'd like it.
Put a Helmet on that Soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOfI3Z_GJEA

Grazie amico mio

I went to Catholic School and many of the religious appeared to be to me.

People gotta stop horsing around like that!

My Dad's last words were, "There are worse things than death." I guess realizng you're a serial killer. Or like those guess those arab dudes who are caught with camels. Thanks for the comment! Upvoted.