*honk honk*

we pledge allegiance to the hat of the united states of abearica,
for the animatronics for which it stands,
one nation under freddy fazbear
indivisible
with jumpscares and pizza for all

the worst part is that they didnt need to censor f**k because this would already put someone on a watchlist

Portugese or the authorities, Japanese or broken knees, Finnish or be finished, Hawaiian or you're crying

sure *rips skin off* AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH