I think I know why... Maybe not...

Stolen, time to distribute between my cis get freinds who don't know many Americans besides me

Secret exploit: make your new name a homophone of your prior name and like, everyone says it right.
(HOMO??? LIKE, GAY???)

I mean, like... Don't try? These are randoms online, why care if they know you? Yeah, they can become friends, but like, till then, why?

Make anything stupid/fun/cool/'i-put-a-lot-of-effort-into-this-and-i-feel-entiteled'?