Once upon a time in the land of Far, Far Away, Shrek decided that life as an ogre wasn't adventurous enough. Tired of swamp life, he concocted a daring plan to bring some chaos into the universe. One bright morning, Shrek woke up feeling particularly mischievous. He constructed a giant rocket with the help of Donkey, who was more excited about the idea than Shrek himself. The goal? Launch Earth into the sun! They set up the launch pad right in the middle of Shrek's swamp, much to the confusion of the other fairy tale creatures. With a mighty roar, the rocket blasted off, carrying Earth on a direct collision course with the sun. As the planet hurtled through space, Shrek, with the help of Fiona, managed to snag the moon using a gigantic fishing net. They hauled it back to Far, Far Away and sold it for the grand sum of $1.50 to a very perplexed Pinocchio, who always wanted a night light. Using this modest windfall, Shrek and Donkey dashed to the nearest electronics store and purchased a brand-new PS5. The swamp was filled with their cheers as they set up the console, but their joy was short-lived. The intense radiation from the sun, now dangerously close, fried the PS5 to a crisp. Shrek was furious! In his ogre rage, Shrek decided that the sun had to go. With the help of Puss in Boots and his cat-like reflexes, they built another rocket, loaded it with the most potent magical explosives they could find, and launched it straight at the sun. In an unexpected twist, the sun was actually alive and had a sense of humor. It laughed heartily as the rocket approached. "Nice try, ogre!" the sun bellowed. But Shrek was determined. The rocket hit its target, and with an earth-shattering explosion, the sun was obliterated, plunging the universe into darkness. Shrek and his friends, now floating in the void of space, found themselves unlocking new powers and characters in their beloved games. Without the sun to guide their way, they stumbled upon a mysterious glowing box. Inside it, to their astonishment, was Luigi, who had been waiting to be unlocked as a playable character. Luigi greeted them with a polite wave, ready to join in their next adventure. And so, in the eternal darkness of space, Shrek, Donkey, Fiona, and their new friend Luigi set off on a journey of intergalactic proportions, their PS5 quest a distant memory but their thirst for adventure ever unquenched. The end.
