Basically me with The Finest Hours.

Wait you still pay for lunches? I kinda feel bad for you..

Even a bandaid is a bit of a stretch. The school nurse at my old school only gave out water and mint. If you got an ice pack from her, you would feel like royalty.

Hm.. The only way this could have happened is that the time traveller dislocated a single grain of sand from the beach.

Ngl, her head shape kinda reminds me of the Dove logo