Deep in the jungle, where anyone can be doxxed, today's creatures, ipad kids, are living. They are glued to their ipads watching skibidi toilet and cocomelon. The creatures have no father, because their fathers said they were going to get milk, but they actually spent months straight doxxing Elon musk so he could live with him because his rockets were better than their memes. Now, the creatures go out hunting. However, they are horrible at hunting. They encounter their enemy, the ASU, short for "Anti-skibidi_union" and try to fight them with cringe like this, but it doesn't make a dent. The ASU is attacks back with "X of shame" posts, like "The Iroh of shame", which will force an iPad kid to listen to Leaves from the vine on repeat for the rest of their life. A certain member of ASU, LyTheUnpopularRailfan, pulls out another weapon, Ace the cheetah. If he gets over 10 replies, he will break into an ipad kid's home, kill them, and burn their toilet. The iPad kids lose, and retreat to their home, but even there they are not safe... from being doxxed. ASU doxxes them and raids their home, the skibidi streams. A new morning, and the fight is over. The iPad kids continue to worship and pray to the skibidi God, Dafuq!?boom!. But it is not Dafuq!?boom! That awnsers their prayers. It is the ASU god. And he awnsers with... elimination. Nature documentary on iPad kids like u
