Farmer: (notices spaceship crash on his farm in the distance) OH GOD NO, MY MARIJUANA PATCH! I mean uhhh, my carrot patch. Uh... YEAH. (approaches crashed spaceship) Guess I'll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (pulls out rifle): GIT MAH GUN!
Spaceship: Hello and welcome to Earth: with open bar.
Farmer: (notices Raditz getting out of his ship bathed in blue light) HOLY CRAP, IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! Oh wait, no... It’s an alien! HOLY S***, IT'S AN ALIEN!
Raditz: Finally, on this dead plan... (notices teeming wildlife) wait... what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, go***mnit! I knew we should have sent Turles.
Farmer: (thinking) I better think of something cool to say to make him stop (cocks gun, then shouting) HEY YOU! (thinking again) Genius, farmer... Genius.
Raditz: Aw, look at him! He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? Five, huh?
Farmer: (shoots) PROTECT ME, GUN!
Raditz: (catches the bullet) Hey! No! Bad human! (flicks it back)
Farmer: Damn it, I voted for Bush.
Raditz: Bad! Now get back up and say you're sorry. (Farmer doesn't move) Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule.
Me: *walks in* what the-
Althea: now we fight Rita
Ignia: there's a Ranger missing
Me: really? Which one?
Ignia: the blue one is missing
Althea: well if I'm the red one, Erekiel is the black one, Ignia is the pink one, Sasha is the yellow one, Kitty is the purple one, and Praxis is the green one, then who is the blue one?
Opal: Pump
Althea: oh ok
