DavidWoods (17482)
Joined 2017-10-16
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I guess that's better than Alaska right?
Everybody knows you become a Muslim when you're from Hawaii
If the fighting doesn’t kill ya, the food will
The cooking and therefore the killing is entirely subcontracted these days.
Chris Farley Show
Vulgarity and sanctimony are almost synonymous with gibberish is all I am saying.
Hello from the other side
Ahh, yeah... So we have some issues we are dealing with. Big bloated orange ones. It's an inside joke, you probably won't get it.
Serious Trump
I dunno, he seemed an "apt pupil", maybe learned it someplace else.