Mine:

“Whistling the Flesh Flute”
“Petting the One-Eyed Snake”
“Splatting the Slimy Wall Socket”
“The Tasty Slug-Shot”
“Squashing my Little Wiggler”
“ ‘That gets five big booms!’ “
“Mugging my Own Coin-Purse”

Smash, next question

Based

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