Max Clark Template

Detroit rookie call-up Max Clark came on the field with full war paint & blinged out like a Christmas tree only to commit 2 errors, slip on a rushed throw, & swing ridiculously through pitch. Afterward he ignored all criticism of his play & lack of humility, and instead played the victim when posting about his "haters". His defense was that the sun was in his eyes, he is new, & he has met lots of famous people who tell him he is great. Included in his blocktext rambling was this gem of a quote.