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I am a mid 50 year old Chef living in a secluded, worn down but once promising city in beautiful British Columbia. I use to work very long hours that aged me. I have tried many remedies to fix my old, weathered appearance such as laser surgery, tanning, avodaco oils, synthetic car oils, middle eastern one eyed snake sperm and hot yoga; not hit Yoda.. Please don't judge me by my cover. Although I may look old, I can assure you I have the stamina of a young Seabiscuit.