Help Yourself to a Hand Grenade Template

Scene from Wes Anderson's the Phoenician Scheme, wherein a man is forced to visit all his business partners in order to drum up cash. He offers each partner a hand grenade as an polite gesture before they begin arguing, yelling, and often fighting. Should be used primarily 1) when wishing sarcastic violence on someone that you nevertheless have to be polite to, such as "My cousin takes the last roll at Thanksgiving. Me: Help yourself...etc" or used as 2) resigning yourself to a terrible outcome.

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