Funny Hat Template

Prompt: Picture the reflection of a man's face, from his own perspective, as he gazes upon a mirror, observing his horizontally shifted self, whilst he travels in place across a metadimensional rift in the space-time continuum wherein the virtual, the imaginary, and the ideal, all converge into existence, ascending his perception for an eternal microsecond, an infinitesimal infinity of time, into god-like levels of consciousness.