Slartibartfast Template

Title: “Slartibartfast and the Cosmic Blueprint” Once upon a time, in the celestial cubicles of Magrathea, where planets were custom-crafted like artisanal cheeses, there toiled a weary designer named Slartibartfast. His name, a tongue-twister, was a cosmic joke—a blend of “slarty” (a Magrathean term for “eccentric”) and “fast” (which he wasn’t). Slartibartfast’s workstation was cluttered with stardust, half-empty coffee cups, and blueprints for fjords. Yes, fjords—the sinuous coastal features that adorned