F**k it, I'm just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time a Template

F**k it, I'm just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and f**k Hitler's brains out. This is how I envision it: I'm a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler's obedient f**k-toy. For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they're little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw. Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german