Ye Rules o' the Pirate Code Template

The meme should be writen in some kind of old english (replacing of by o' and using thorn "þ" instead of th)have "Rule (Insert Number here) o' þe Pirate Code:" as above text while below you put what rules should be followed (the rules of the pirate code are ironically very kind and respectable, like as an example : "Always go to bed before 8:50PM" or "No naughty words" and sometimes might be goofy like "If you piss on it, It is thus yours")