Ontological Spock Template

The government has come clean about non-human intelligence, as outlined in the NDAA 2024 and through congressional testimony. "Ontological Shock" is the term being used in the media to describe the difficulty and strange feelings people experience when trying to adjust their worldview to fit this new information. The humor is about the pervasive unshakeable thought about NHI that is ever present and continues to creep in. "I NEED TO WASH THE DISHES, BUT NON-HUMAN INTELLIGENCE IS HERE."