Catching the Vapors Template

1. To satirize males who talk a good fuck game but can't follow through. 2. To express anti-Apple sentiment (pro-Windows/Linux/Android etc). 3. To illustrate Apple devices causing dizziness and suffering. 4. To portray a fuck God who has drained himself dry but still has b*tches lining up around the block to get that medieval D. 5. To make fun of men who act hard but would drop to the ground if a car backfires. 6. To make fun of anybody getting overwhelmed by normal and/or entirely absurd situations.